There was a woman on a bus holding her baby. A old man on the same bus sitting not to far way told the woman "Thats the uglyest baby i have ever seen". So the woman started to cry. When the bus stoped a man holding an umbrella got on the buss. He saw the woman crying and asked "Whats wrong?" The wonam said "The old man over there hurt my feelings." So the mad said "You can hit the old man with my umbrella and ill hold ur monkey."