girl goes up to priest and says...father i have sinned
Priest:what have u done my child
girl:i called a man a son of a bitch
Priest:well why did u do that
girl:he touched my hand
priest:like this? (touches her hand)
girl:yes!
priest:well thats no reason to call a man a son of a bitch
girl:but then he touched my breast
priest:like this (touches breast)
girl:yes
priest:well thts no reason to call a man a son of a bitch
girl:but then he undressed me
priest: like this (undresses her)
girl:yes
priest well thats no reason to call a man a son of a bitch
girl:but then he stuck his u no what in my u no where
priest:like this (sticks his u know what in her u know where)
girl:yes father yes father
priest: (couple mins later) well thts no reason to call a man a son of a bitch
girl:but he had aids
priest:THAT SON OF A BITCH!
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